acquired taste

squidtestes:

unbear:

larvalhex:

HEY U GUYS WANNA KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE ME/A GIRL & DO THINGS LIKE TAKE PUBLIC TRANSIT??? well watch this and see what happened to me on the bus today (movie thrills await!!)

UghhhhhHHHHHHHhhhhh the worst kind of bus ride

This practically gave me a panic attack just watching. I don’t take transit for this reason, and I still get shit like this just walking down the street. Thank you for recording this. I can’t even move in situations like this.

“hey..hey.. get this one”

FUCK this. this is supposed to be flattering? even if these guys weren’t old and crusty, this kind of behavior is threatening and inappropriate, and should be illegal.

(via coelacanthteeth)

2:48 pm • 9 May 2013 • 4,921 notes

andersonkorine asked: 51-55

51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

i try not to, but there are a good 5-6 people i would not hesitate to punch in the face or trip or something if i saw them

52) What is your astrological sign?

aquarius

53) Do you save money or spend it?

i try to save, but

54) What’s the last thing you purchased?

oh my god i had to check my account for this, drunken taco bell

55) Love or lust?

both :o) but i have love for more things (nature, coffee) than i do lust (dicks, bodies)

2:16 pm • 9 May 2013 • 2 notes

andersonkorine asked: 11,22,44,67

are you just picking random numbers? sheesh

11) Do you have any strange phobias?

not really, just afraid of a solanum outbreak before i’m prepared, and any physical activity where my life depends on my skill

22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

yeah 3 or 4 times. When it’s nice out at night and i’m drunk i like to get naked!

44) What was the last movie you saw?

House (1986)

67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?

probably playing katamari damacy at scot’s

1:55 pm • 9 May 2013 • 3 notes

andersonkorine asked: 3,6,9,15

3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

“Harding is a flat, nervous man with a face that sometimes makes you think you seen him in the movies, like it’s a face too pretty to just be a guy on the street.”

6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?

normally just a tshirt

9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?

yep haha when i was in high school, i still remember most of the lyrics

15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

behind, i fear the camera fails to capture my smokin hot presence

1:51 pm • 9 May 2013 • 2 notes